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A sidebar with buttons! (Or if you're viewing this on mobile, a header.) Refresh Directory Heading 1 Heading 2 Down the Rabbit Hole...

Welcome to my twisted WIP

This CSS style is highly resizable, and rearranges vertically for mobile!

The background image of this page is a photo sourced from Pexels!

This is a paragraph! Here's how you make a link: Neocities.

Here is a fancy blockquote with bold and underlines.

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Here's how you can make bold and italic text.

Here's how you can add an image:

Here's how to make a list:

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Let's just make sure that large images don't overflow these boxes...

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"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"

On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.

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Down The Rabbit Hole...

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice “without pictures or conversations?”

So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.

There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!” (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat-pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.

In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.


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Haha viewport sizing go brrr

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other sidebar that's really long i guess? and scrolls.

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  • First thing
  • Second thing
  • Third thing

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Oh hey, a picture. It fits the sidebar, too.

body { font-size: 0.875rem; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; color: #232323; background: #343434 url("/img/pexels-splash-of-rain-7321_downsized_crop2.jpg"); background-size: cover; background-attachment: fixed; background-position:bottom; background-size: cover; padding:0; margin:0; } center { text-align:center; } /*Some custom fun styling*/ h1, h2, h3 { text-align:center; } a { color: #33c; } a:visited { color: #226; } blockquote { background: #dedeed; color: #444; font-style: italic; border-left: 2px solid #445; padding: 0.5em 0.5em 0.5em 1em; border-radius: 0 3px 3px 0; margin: 1em; } /*Get rid to top padding on headers at the very top of a box.*/ .topheader { margin-top: 1px; } /*Container for all major divs*/ .main { border: 0px solid #121212; position: relative; height: 41rem; width: 75vw; margin: 2.5rem auto 1.5rem auto; } .box { position: absolute; background: #ffffff; display: inline-block; border: 1px solid #121212; padding: 10px 5px 5px 0; bottom: 1rem; overflow: hidden; box-shadow: 3px 3px rgba(0,0,0,0.8); } .left, .right { height: 32.5rem; width: 20%; } .left { border-radius: 25px 3px 3px 15px; } .middle { border-radius: 20px 20px 3px 3px; height: 40rem; width: 55%; margin-left:22.25%; /*Rounds more nicely than 22.5 for some reason*/ } .right { border-radius: 3px 25px 15px 3px; right:0px; } .left .scrollbox, .right .scrollbox { height: 32.5rem; } .middle .scrollbox { height: 40rem; } .scrollbox { overflow:auto; } .inner { padding: 0.75rem 1.5em 0 1.5em; } .inner img { max-width: 100%; height: auto; } .footer { position: absolute; width: 100%; color: #efefef; font-size:0.9em; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; bottom: -1.5rem; margin: 0.5rem auto 0.75rem auto; } /*Optional sidebar links*/ .button-link { display: block; background: #b0b0c0; color: #222; text-decoration: none; margin: 0.5em 0; padding: 0.35em 0.5em; border-radius: 2px; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: #002; } .button-link:visited { color: #000; } .button-link:hover { background: #c0c0d0; } /*Nicer-looking resizing for narrower screens.*/ @media(max-width: 1000px) { .main { width: 82.5vw; } @media(max-width: 850px){ body { font-size: 0.85rem; } .main { height: 91vh; width: 92vw; margin: 7vh 5vw 1.5vh 5vw; } .left, .right { height: 75vh; width: 18.5vw; } .right { right: 0; } .middle { height: 90vh; width: 50vw; margin-left: 20.5vw; } .left .scrollbox, .right .scrollbox { height: 75vh; } .middle .scrollbox { height: 90vh; } .footer { bottom: -2.5vh; margin: 0.25rem auto 0.5rem auto; } } } /*Resizing for horizontally shorter screens.*/ @media(max-height: 45rem) { .main { height: 91vh; margin-top: 7vh; margin-bottom: 1.5vh; } .middle { height: 90vh; } .left, .right { height: 75vh; } .left .scrollbox, .right .scrollbox { height: 75vh; } .middle .scrollbox { height: 90vh; } .inner { padding-top: 0.5em; } .footer { bottom: -2.5vh; margin: 0.25rem auto 0.5rem auto; } @media(max-height: 32.5rem) { body { font-size: 0.825rem; } .main { margin-top: 10vh; height: 88vh; } .middle { height: 87vh; } .left, .right { height: 72vh; } .left .scrollbox, .right .scrollbox { height: 72vh; } .middle .scrollbox { height: 87vh; } .inner { padding-top: 0.25rem; } .footer { bottom: -3vh; } } } /*Mobile layout*/ @media(orientation: portrait) { .main, .box, .footer { position: relative; display: block; } .left, .right, .middle { width: 90vw; height: auto; margin: 0 auto; padding-right: 3px; } .left .scrollbox, .right .scrollbox, .middle .scrollbox { height: auto; max-height: 100%; } .inner { padding: 0.75rem 1.5em 0.25em 1.5em; } .left { border-radius: 20px 20px 2px 2px; margin: 0; } .middle { border-radius: 2px; margin: 1rem 0; } .right { border-radius: 2px 2px 20px 20px; margin: 0; } .footer { width: auto; bottom: 0; margin: 0 0 1rem 0; padding: 0 1rem; } }